JEAN PHIL STONKS

A SERIOUS COIN FOR UNSERIOUS PEOPLE

JEAN PHIL
STONKS.

He looked at the chart.
It went up. That’s the whole plan.

No promises. Only moustache.

Jean Phil Stonks standing with his arms crossed

VERY
PROFESSIONAL

TICKERJPS
CHAINSolana
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CONTRACT ADDRESS

ABOUT THE MAN

He knows numbers.
Some of them.

Jean Phil Stonks is a man, a moustache, and now apparently a token.

There is no big whitepaper. We had one, but Jean used it to draw an arrow.

β€œBuy? Sell? I prefer to stand here.”— Jean, probably

THE PLAN

VERY COMPLICATED.

01

Launch

Put JPS on the internet.

02

Post

Make dumb pictures daily.

03

Up?

Jean points at the chart.

COMMUNITY

MEMES ARE
THE UTILITY.

Take the pictures. Add bad captions. Post them everywhere. Jean won’t mind.

Jean Phil Stonks sitting on the moon
patiently waiting
Jean Phil Stonks next to an upward chart
technical analysis
JPSIT WENT
UP AGAIN.
very normal

JOIN THE NON-MOVEMENT

ONE MAN.
ONE MOUSTACHE.
ONE TICKER.

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COPIED. JEAN APPROVES.